I have to get up at 7 in the morning now so I can get to uni on time for a lesson that is essentially useless, so much so EVEN THE TEACHER TOLD US HOW MUCH HE HATES TEACHING IT.

Uuuuuuuuuuuugh.

Still, stuff is better now, no more scriptwriting and no coursework to do right now FUN.

So I've decided to show you one or two of my POEMS. Yes, I do poems now. Mostly in my little notebook but yeah.
These are called 'imagist' poems, invented by a dude called Ezra Pound. Don't look him up, he was a polish fascist. Yeah, poets are a crazy bunch of mothers.

Don't steal my poems yo.
I'll strike you down like Kane in kung-fu,
Swift and justified punishment!

HELL YEAH. Ok that wasn't imagist, but it was fun.

Here's a real poem.
The owl stalks the mouse,
Like a dark arrow in the night, none see the silent taking of life.

Not that great, but I like it. PLUS IT'S ABOUT FUCKING OWLS AND ARROWS, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH DRAMA WENT BEHIND THOSE TWO WORDS.

Ahem.

Anyways, yes, gonna do some homework then FINISH SOME FO SHIZZLE! Mostly Kiv story, needs to be done yo.

Till then kids, PEACE OUT.

Well, poetry class is actually going well. Ridiculously well. I'm actually DAMN GOOD at it, which surprises me.
Yeah, our tutor, a published poet and writer told me today that my haiku's were 'excellent'. FUUUUCK YEEEAAAAH BITCHES!
I may upload the best 5 of them later.

Anyway, my creative juices are flowing again thanks to weekly creative stuff and I am back in the writing saddle kids!
Yes, I have been working again on Kiv story and all that, YAY FOR ME. Also Escape is gonna be finished super soon.

Anyways, yes, now moving to the special headline of today.

SIDEOS' TOP FIVE THINGS PEOPLE HAVE LEFT BEHIND AT MY WORK
I work in a bar, servin' pints and all that. Of course, people get drunk, and when you're drunk you tend to leave things behind. Here is the top 5 things people have left behind, going from 5 to 1.

5: Shoes. This is more common then one might think, people seem to leave shoes behind all the time, ESPECIALLY the ladies.
4: A necklace. Again, kinda common. For some reason woman take them off, walk away and completely forget they had them on!
3: Jackets/coats. This isn't common, but does happen on occasion. How people can forget their coats is beyond me, especially when they have things like wallets and phones in them.
2: Birthday presents. This has only happened twice whilst I've been working there. One was a signed picture from a wrestler, which we now display on the bar, and the other was a toaster I think. Why the people who they belonged to never came back for them I don't know, but seriously, how could you forget a toaster?!
1: A baby. No I'm not making this up, a woman once actually left her kid behind. She came back for it 10 mins later, but it was still really shocking. I mean seriously, she was super drunk and she just walked out without her baby. HOW BAD OF A MOTHER CAN YOU BE?!

Anyway, that rounds that up.

Can't wait for Bloodsports, I wanna get to writing it!

So yes, cya all on the flip side kids.

There's a lot of talk going around about how the IZ fandom is apparently dying off. People point to the elitism of popular IZ artists and the masses of drama as the cancers gnawing away at our love of that one show that aired for only a season and a half almost 9 years ago.
But you know what? I think that's utter bullshit.
People don't lose interest in a fandom because the popular people don't like mixing with the peons, hell, I'll stand up and say I don't accept every friend request sent my way. However, yes, it is creating a sort of stand-offish attitude towards those just wishing to get to know more and grow more as artists in the fandom.
The drama however, well, that's a different matter altogether. Drama happens wherever you go, it doesn't matter which fandom you go to, there will be drama involved. However, I will say that I do think the IZ fandom has a slightly higher-then-normal drama rating. Why I couldn't really tell, perhaps its just us as fans who can't seem to get along.
Still, in all honesty, I don't think, despite these flaws, that our fandom is dying. Growing? No, we're not growing, but we're not dying, and if we are it's a very, very slow death compared to other shows. IZ fans are remarkably fanatic about their fandom, I know I am, I would never leave this fandom unless something truly terrible happened to it.
We cling on and keep alive the show through fanart and especially fanworks. I know I haven't wrote anything to do directly with the show for a long time, rather, just taking the universe and species and using them for myself. But this practice is so popular, that surely such an act shows how truly dedicated we are as fans, to keep using and exploring the possibilities of the world IZ almost created for us.

Bah, those are my thoughts anyway.

Oh, and just some random info now. I realised that I never did explain why Sideos was afraid of ghosts, well, here's the reason!
As a little smeety kid he would often be kept awake at night by the sounds of his parents fighting, however, being too small to really understand this, he asked his father why lots of shouting went on at night downstairs. His father told him that it was ghosts, and that little Sid should never go downstairs at night or the ghosts would eat him.
So, Sid become deathly scared of ghosts due to this poor psychological blow at an early age.

Anyways, that's all from me for now. I'm almost done with Escape and still working on Kiv story.
CHILLAX YO.